Health vs Sex? Eating vegan has transformed my libido​​​​​​​

Health vs Sex? Eating vegan has transformed my libido​​​​​​​

 

“I need protein,” has been my mantra for having the energy to have sex. Not the scheduled. “oh it’s Tuesday after Conan and I’m two glasses of wine down” type of sex, but the passionate, I look over at my lover and bam, the moment happens. The moment, like this is a fucking Cialis commercial, you know what I mean. Age matters though. Shit, coming to the realization that I’m no longer 14 is a literal kick in the balls. Factors like stress, exercise, and diet are all impeding on my sex drive. It’s the reversal of 14 but what is the same is that, I have no idea what’s happening with my body.

Here’s the gig. I recently switched over to a vegan diet.Mostly for productivity reasons.

I care about animals in theory, but Darwinism has been ingrained in me too much to truly revolt. Except for octopus, after I saw this video and cried real tears, I vowed to stay away from the cognizant creatures. FUCK, I’m off topic. Okay, re-focus- So, having switched over to a plant-based diet, I feel a little groggy in the bedroom. It's only been about two months but I’m just not in the mood. And if I am, my playcaller isn’t. To be fair, I guess to myself, is that I’ve had trouble maintaining energy throughout the day. This diet switch has made me more productive in spurts. I feel leaner, more focused, but consuming snacks is a constant struggle. On the bright side, I don’t need that siesta at two in the afternoon. So what do I do? Crush a chicken breast before twirling my underwear around my head and hopping into bed?

Getting and maintaining an erection depends on blood flow. What I have found now is the need to also focus on getting foods high in iron and protein albeit via plants like beans and spinach. Admittedly, that feeling of having a 10lb dumbbell in my gut after a huge meal as I’m trying thrust, while also clenching my asscheeks together to refrain from releasing what will absolutely kill the moment, is now gone. I don’t feel as sloppy and bogged down, which is the tradeoff as far as the bedroom is concerned. Health aside, that is what matters between the sheets, or on the floor or hanging from chains, whatever you’re into.

How do I feel? I perform best when I feel powerful and focused, and if veggies allow me to inhabit that reality then I have lost the desire to be inundated with cheese and meat. What makes steaks so appealing is that it makes men feel barbaric, like we hunted, fought, found ourselves victorious and slaughtered this adversary into edible meat, which of course leads to a pounding of the chest and our individual contribution to the  survival of the species.

Eating plants is like picking flowers, except… they help you fuck better.

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